Two couples were playing poker one
evening. Jim accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent
down under the table to pick them up,
he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't
wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit
back up again, hit his head on the table
and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get
some refreshments. Bob's wife followed
and asked, 'Did you see anything that you
like under there?' Surprised by her boldness,
Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will
cost you $500.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the
financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim
confirms that he is interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Bob
worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't,
Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m.
Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up
at Bob's house at 2 pm sharp and after
paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they
went to the bedroom and closed their
transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at
6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife:
'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Sue answered
'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes
this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped
a beat when her husband curtly asked,
'And did he give you $500?'
Sue, using her best poker face, replied,
'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.'
Bob, with a satisfied look on his face,
surprised his wife by saying, 'He came
by the office this morning and borrowed
$500 from me. He promised he'd stop
by our house this afternoon on his way
home and pay me back.'
Now THAT, my friends,
is a poker player!!!