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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/4/2011 7:56:00 AM
Hi All,

This embarassing situation raises some very interesting questions. I'd go for ALL OF THE ABOVE. :)

Shalom,

Peter

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
Hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
Wedding Ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used
Petroleum Jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/4/2011 8:09:30 AM
Hi All,

Never ask a rhetorical question if you don't know the answer in advance.......... you might not like the answer you get.

Shalom,

Peter


Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was
down and his fly area wide open..
His assistant walked up to him and
said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage

door
?'
The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked
into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and
zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his
'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When
my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with
two flat tires..

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/4/2011 8:13:29 AM
Hi All,

Poker playing at its best. Gotta love the ingenuity. :)

Shalom,

Peter

Two couples were playing poker one
evening. Jim accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent
down under the table to pick them up,
he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't
wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit
back up again, hit his head on the table
and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get
some refreshments. Bob's wife followed
and asked, 'Did you see anything that you
like under there?' Surprised by her boldness,
Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will
cost you $500.'

After taking a minute or two to assess the
financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim
confirms that he is interested.

Sue told him that since her husband Bob
worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't,
Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m.
Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed
up
at Bob's house at 2 pm sharp and after
paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they
went to the bedroom and closed their
transaction, as agreed.

Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bob came home from work at
6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife:
'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'

With a lump in her throat Sue answered
'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes
this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped
a beat when her husband curtly asked,
'And did he give you $500?'

Sue, using her best poker face, replied,
'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.'

Bob, with a satisfied look on his face,
surprised his wife by saying, 'He came
by the office this morning and borrowed
$500 from me. He promised he'd stop
by our house this afternoon on his way
home and pay me back.'

Now THAT, my friends,
is a poker player!!!

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/4/2011 4:59:29 PM
Great Story there Peter


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Jim Allen

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/5/2011 1:44:49 AM
AMEN!

Quote:
Hi All,

Poker playing at its best. Gotta love the ingenuity. :)

Shalom,

Peter

Two couples were playing poker one
evening. Jim accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent
down under the table to pick them up,
he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't
wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit
back up again, hit his head on the table
and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get
some refreshments. Bob's wife followed
and asked, 'Did you see anything that you
like under there?' Surprised by her boldness,
Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will
cost you $500.'

After taking a minute or two to assess the
financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim
confirms that he is interested.

Sue told him that since her husband Bob
worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't,
Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m.
Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed
up
at Bob's house at 2 pm sharp and after
paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they
went to the bedroom and closed their
transaction, as agreed.

Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bob came home from work at
6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife:
'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'

With a lump in her throat Sue answered
'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes
this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped
a beat when her husband curtly asked,
'And did he give you $500?'

Sue, using her best poker face, replied,
'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.'

Bob, with a satisfied look on his face,
surprised his wife by saying, 'He came
by the office this morning and borrowed
$500 from me. He promised he'd stop
by our house this afternoon on his way
home and pay me back.'

Now THAT, my friends,
is a poker player!!!

May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you,



Jim Allen III
Skype: JAllen3D
Everything You Need For Online Success


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