Yep that's funny for sure and kinda sad too. Not that many true blondes running around.

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I don't care who you are, I think that is funny.....

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This could very well be a repeat and then again maybe not. Anyway here is one I found in my cache today.

How to Get Even

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen her excitement --
not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to
wear and would be the best dressed
mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn
that her father's new young wife had bought
the exact same dress!

Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she
refused. 'Absolutely not, I look like a million
bucks in this dress and I'm wearing it,' she
replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said,
'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress.
After all, it's your special day.'

A few days later, they went shopping and did
find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked
her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other
dress? You really don't have another occasion
where you could wear it.

Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I
do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner
the night before the wedding.'

NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE,
ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS today.

Peter, Evelyn and Jim, you guys are keeping me in stitches....thanks for the laugh.

A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Kingston, Idaho . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
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In considerable pain, she hurried to Shoshone medical center ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
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She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
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He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."
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Sort of brings a tear to my eye. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

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Hi All,

This is way to funny not to share. Absolutely brilliant. :)

Shalom,

Peter