Hi All,
Here's another example of expressing yourself properly. :)
Shalom,
Peter
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's
Catholic Church.
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month
since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie
Green twice last month.'
The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go
out and say three Hail Mary's.'
Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the
confessional. 'Father , it has been two months
since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie
Green twice a week for the past two months.'
This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this
Nookie Green?'
'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner
replied.
'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten
Hail Mary's.
At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared
to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous,
drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered
the sanctuary.
The eyes of every man in the
church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up
the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest.
Her dress was green and very short, and she
wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the
woman in the green dress and matching green
shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart,
but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing
any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered,
'Is that Nookie Green?'
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears
but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think
it's just the reflection from her shoes'.