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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
11/23/2010 5:04:37 PM
Hi All,

I'm on a roll now. Here's another good one.

Shalom,

Peter

Sensitive and Caring Police Officers

Police chiefs often say, "I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying that they do not care." Well here is a story that shows not all cops are in that category.

The Cherokee County Sheriff Department reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the Spring River near the Empire Electric Plant. The deadman's name would not be released until his family had been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in nearby Riverton , KS .

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, and an Obama T-shirt. The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

Proof that the police are sensitive and do care.

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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
11/23/2010 5:08:45 PM
Hi All,

I saved the best for last or it just turned out that way.

Shalom,

Peter


BEST JOKE I'VE RECEIVED IN A WHILE......

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his
wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip
short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by
the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy..
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.
"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of
Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see," replied the agent.
With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his
behind..
"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back
to Chicago ."
"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"
The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
11/24/2010 1:29:52 PM

Hello Peter, in trying to decide where to post this, I thought of your joke forum, since it is one of the most popular and gets so much traffic. So even though this is certainly no joke, it is from the heart and I hope everyone enjoys it.

Happy Thanksgiving!

My friends, I wish you enough!

"I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive.
I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in
life appear much bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you
possess.
I wish enough "Hello's" to get you through the
final "Goodbye."

They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them; but
then an entire life to forget them. Remember to tell
your family and friends that you wish them enough!
To all of you reading this, I wish you enough.
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
11/24/2010 5:16:18 PM
Hi All,

This graphic is to funny and I had to share it with you.

Shalom,

Peter

Representative Barney Frank introduces
the new "don't ask, don't tell" uniform.
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
11/25/2010 8:31:48 AM
All explained in less than 7 minutes!
But maybe, just maybe this might
not be in the best thread
for us greater
minds. ...
.................
.....Unless we missed out on some minute essential detail!

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