Gotta love the Mounties.....they always
get their AH!
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An Officer stopped a driver for running a
red light. The guy was a real jerk and came
running back to the officer demanding to
know why he is being harassed by the
Gestapo!
The officer calmly told him of the red light
violation.
The "Motorist" instantly went on a tirade,
questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual
orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.
The tirade went on for several minutes
without the officer saying anything.
When the officer finished writing the ticket
he put an "AH" in the lower right corner
of the narrative portion of the ticket. He
then handed it to the "Violator" for his
signature.
The guy signed the ticket angrily and
when presented with his copy pointed to
the "AH" and demands to know what it
stood for.
The Mountie said, That's so when we go
to court, I'll remember that you're an
"A*ssh*le!"
Two months later they were in court.
The "Violator" has such a bad driving
record he is about to lose his license
and had hired a lawyer to represent him.
On the stand the officer testified to
seeing the man run the red light.
Under cross examination the defense
attorney asked; "Officer is this a
reasonable facsimile of the ticket you
issued my client?"
Officer responded, "Yes sir, that is the
defendants copy, his signature and
mine -- same number at the top.
Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular
marking or notation on this ticket you
don't normally make?"
Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner
of the narrative there is an "AH," underlined."
Lawyer: "What does the "AH" stand for,
officer?"
Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile Sir."
Lawyer: "Aggressive and Hostile?"
Officer: "Yes Sir!
Lawyer: "Officer, Are you sure it doesn't
stand for A*ssh*le?"
Officer: "Well Sir, you know your client