Fairy Godmother
So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in
the forest kinda ticked off because he doesn't
want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he
were green like the other toads.. He'd sure be
less visible to predators for one thing.
Anyway... this yellow toad bumps into a fairy
godmother.
He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make
me green like the other toads. I am tired of being
so visible to predators and suchlike."
The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand
and says, "Toadra-capokus! You're green!"
The toad looks down and sees that he is green
except for his package, which is still yellow.
He says to the fairy godmother: "Wait a minute!
My pecker's still yellow!"
To this the fairy godmother replies: "I don't do
johnsons. You will have to go see The Wizard
of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off
on his way.
There is a purple bear wandering about the very
same woods. As luck would have it, he also
encounters the very same fairy godmother. He
implores her: "Fairy godmother, please make me
brown like all the other bears. None of the lady
bears want to be seen with me on account that
the hunters can spot me from a mile off."
She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her
magic wand and says:"Bearus-cadabra! You're
brown!"
The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact,
brown with the exception of the ole twig and
berries. They remain purple. He says: "My wang
is still purple!" She says: "I don't do units, you will
have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that."
To this the bear replies: "Well that's just dandy,
but how the hell do I find The Wizard of Oz?"
The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy...
just follow the yellowdick Toad!"