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Robert 341 669 Brussels	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 11/18/2010 12:25:18 AM
	This guy is surely an alien, for when he the other day he walked into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. He asks the assistant, as any alien would, “How much is Barbie?” “Well,” she says, “we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00.” “Hey, hang on,” the guy asks, “why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?” “Yeah, well, it’s like this … Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture …”
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Mary Evelyn 23244 5352 Strawb...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 11/18/2010 2:12:44 AM
	OK Peter and friends I am going off in another direction with this one and I'm sure some of you have seen it before. I’m Gonna be a Bear Everytime I read this I smile. In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for Six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup… i’m gonna be a bear. :)

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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 11/19/2010 1:38:29 PM
	Hi Friends, I'm posting this one in two threads. The president that hates his country and my joke thread. The reason for it being in the president's thread is obvious and the reason for the joke thread is that aside from B Hussein being dangerous he's also a big joke. Shalom, Peter PERSPECTIVE IS VERY IMPORTANT A RESOUNDING "AMEN" TO THIS SIGN!!!
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 11/19/2010 2:02:50 PM
	Hi All, You gotta love kids and I do. Their responses sometimes are hilarious. Case in point with this joke. Shalom, Peter The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red....................Cherry Yellow................Lemon Green.................Lime Orange ..............Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your Mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass-holes!" The teacher had to leave the room.
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Jim 5805 11253 Holiday	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 11/19/2010 2:19:35 PM
	Peter, Expect a letter from my attorney and your return to the USA to answer these charges. The below joke, if that's what you want to call it is responsible for the 2nd degree burns on my chest. As I was initially reading it, I was also taking a sip of coffee, I laughed as I was tilting the cups to my lips and pored the whole cup of hot stuff down the front of my shirt. You're in luck though. No skin grafts are expected but the scars will be with me for some time. So be sure to bring your checkbook. Quote: Hi All, You gotta love kids and I do. Their responses sometimes are hilarious. Case in point with this joke. Shalom, Peter The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red....................Cherry Yellow................Lemon Green.................Lime Orange ..............Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your Mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass-holes!" The teacher had to leave the room.
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