HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
When a co-worker comes in a little too
happy singing "good morning" to everyone
and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the
s#@! out of her:
...You need to pray at work.
When some comes in and announces,
"Office meeting in 5 minutes," and you
think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"
...You need to pray at work.
When your computer is mysteriously turned
off and you want to say, "which on of you
sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"
... You need to pray at work.
When you and co-worker are discussing
something, and a third person comes in and
says, "well at my last office....," and you
want to say, "Who the f&#* cares?"
... You need to pray at work.
When you're in the elevator and it stops
to pick up someone who stood for five
minutes waiting for the darn thing only to
go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy
b*&%$#"
... You need to pray at work.
When you hear a co-worker call your name
and the first thing that crosses your mind
is "what the h*&^ does she want now?"
and you try to hide underneath your desk
... You need to pray at work.
When you take some vacation time and
come back to find a mountain of
paperwork sitting on your desk because
no one else would do it and you think "sorry
a## M#$^% F%&#s"
... You need to pray at work.
If you have ever thought about poisoning,
choking, punching, or slapping someone that
you work with
... You need to pray at work.
If you avoid saying more than hello or how
are you doing to someone because you
know it's going to lead to their whole
f*&^%$# life story.
...You need to pray at work.
If you know all the words that have been
bleeped out... ... ... ...
You DEFINITELY need to pray at work!!!
LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS........