Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle.
He doesn't have much luck, until one day
he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale'
sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new
one, although it is 10 years old.
It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and asks the
seller how he kept it in such great condition
for 10 years.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the
seller, "whenever the Bike is outside, and
it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.
It protects it from the rain."
And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites
him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there.
But just before they enter the house,
Sandra stops him and says,"I have to
tell you something about my family
before we go in."
"When we eat dinner, we don't talk.
In fact, the first person who says
anything during dinner
has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says, and in they go.
Joe is shocked!
Right smack in the middle of the living
room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack
of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the
corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty
dishes!
They sit down to dinner, and sure
enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides
to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra.
No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her
breasts. Still, nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her
clothes off, throws her on the table,
and has her right there, in front of her
parents. His girlfriend is a little
flustered, her dad is obviously livid,
and her mom horrified when he sits
back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom.
"She's got a great body," he thinks.
So he grabs the mom, bends her over
the dinner table, and has his way with
her every which way, right there on the
dinner table.
Now his girlfriend is furious, and her
dad is boiling, but still, total silence!
All of a sudden, there is a loud clap
of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls
the jar of Vaseline from his pocket...
Suddenly the father shouted,
"I'll do the dishes!!!"