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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
9/18/2010 8:13:35 AM
Hi All,

Phil, Robert, Cheryl & Jim, thanks for your contributions over the past few days. I've been holding back on posting jokes for a variety of reasons and decided it's time to get back to business as usual.

Here's one I believe you'll get a rise from. :)

Shalom,

Peter

I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to note pads This one should get First prize....



I e-mailed it to my Japanese doctor friend; he e-mailed back: "If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.
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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
9/18/2010 8:20:50 AM
Hi All,

Here's a real cute one that perfectly explains how addicted we all are to the internet and our computers. Oh yeah, it also explains how babies are born. :)

Shalom,

Peter


Cute!



Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks '
Daddy, how was I born ?'

The
father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


Scroll down...You'll love this
.......










'You got Male!

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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
9/18/2010 8:25:10 AM
Hi All,
I thought this one was hilarious. :)
Shalom,
Peter

A Job in Demand!


Gynecologist's Assistant

A man laid off from work went into the Job Center in Downtown Boston
and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read, "The job entails getting the
ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of
their underwear, lay them down, and carefully wash their private
regions then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair after
which you must rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the
Gynecologist’s examination.

The annual salary is $75,000, and you'll have to go to Burlington, Vermont ."

"Good grief; is that where the job is?"

"No sir, that's where the end of the line is right now".

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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
9/21/2010 4:13:58 AM
Hi All,
I couldn't stop laughing after reading this one.
Shalom,
Peter

I got a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely..
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
9/21/2010 2:35:23 PM

Hello Peter, this is not a joke but it is very interesting. Actually it's mind boggling.

Check out this inflation calculator. It's cool
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