Hi Peter,

Here's one that seems to be a perfect follow-up to my Post that I just made over at one of your other Forums.

Mexican Eggs

Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. 52 about 15 miles outside of Lafayette, LA. One of the bike's tire goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the Trailer, as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.

The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them back into town and he agrees.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down.

Sure enough a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding. The lady officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies "Mexican eggs."

The Blond Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this, so wants to take a look in the trailer. She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.

She gets on her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible, plus the Swat Team.

The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so many officers.

Breathlessly she replies, "I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it... two have already hatched and they've also managed to steal a bicycle

Have A Safe & Happy Memorial Day My Friends,

Phil