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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
2/8/2010 3:52:03 PM
Hi All,

Jim insists that this belongs in the jokes thread so I brought it all over here too from the HSIG thread.

Shalom,

Peter

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Yes Definitely the Joke thread was the place for this one after further review, Peter. Definitely the Joke Thread is the place for this one. ROFLMAO and crying at the same time. We are so screwed!

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Hello Peter,

This should have been posted in the joke thread, my friend. My favorite funny follows my post. He said " I have been in 57 states so far/ AH ah ah with one more to go. I have been to all of them except Alaska and Hawaii. I really wanted to visit them." May not be word for word but the replay is below.

Now with one more to go. He still hasn't visited Alaska and Hawaii. ??????? New Math at work! 2 =1 left to go! I guess now we know why his numbers will never add up to the way the rest of us learned to count.

Now let's clarify where he gets those extra states from. Since we know he is a closet muslim. There are or were 57 Muslim states at the time of this speech. Are you guys waking up yet? Not you Peter. They know who THEY are.
Jim Allen III

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My FAVORITE of the bunch is this one



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Hello Friends,

Last night when I first saw the crib notes on Sarah Palin's hand I knew that MSM would have a field day in bashing her left, right and center.Ooops, that should be left, further left and radical left.

Yep, Sarah should be real ashamed of having 4 or 5 words written on her hand. Shameful isn't it or is it??

Hmmmm,how do you compare 4 or 5 words to a man that can't make a coherent sentence if he hasn't got his teleprompters set up in front of his face? We all saw the many gaffs when the teleprompter didn't work or raced ahead but the man was so gifted with his aaahs, ohs and uhs. Give credit where credit is due. Yep, give me 4 or 5 words any day over a dunce that has to have his words force fed with teleprompters.

Need I remind you that B Hussein "gifted" as he is couldn't repeat the oath of office correctly during his inauguration (no teleprompter!)?? After all the celebrations he had to retake the oath of office since he screwed it up so badly on air and wasn't legally president with the way he worded the oath. That was the greatest sign of things to come wasn't it? The president that screwed up the oath of office.

Laugh MSM but the last laugh is in the Sarah Palin court. She gave a speech of substance and imagine with no lies only facts, truths and accomplishments. While B Hussein with his teleprompters has all the lies right there in front of his face to make is easy to pass on to you. While his main accomplishments were to increase the national debt and embarrass the United States all over the world. The MSM idiots have no shame and will ridicule a good woman while the greatest joke around is their holy grail, teleprompters, and all.

Hold your head high Sara Palin, as tall as B Hussein is you're head and shoulders above him in every way possible.

Shalom,

Peter

Sarah Palin Crib Notes Compared To Obama's Gaffes


by the Left Coast Rebel

It's the perfect, ah-hah moment for the left and frankly (some) on the right. Sarah Palin crib notes scribbled on her hand last night at the Nashville Tea Party speech. The crib notes are the words energy, tax and lift american spirits. Oh the howls now - Sarah Palin is a blithering idiot, a raging fool, a ninny, a nincompoop and moron. She needed to look at notes on her hand to stay on message!

Is it awkward? Sure. Is it awkward to see Sarah Palin look at her hand in the middle of an interview? Of course. However, In a case like this, when I see characters like Andrew Sullivan hailing this as the second coming of Palin Derangement Syndrome my mind hearkens to ignored facts. Is it as big of a deal as this? Or how about this?

As the fever pitch of vitiriol towards Palin increases and her performance last night accelerates it, how about a little Alinsky - Ridicule is man's most potent weapon.

If it works for them and Palin's crib notes on her hand last night disqualifies her from living on the planet then how about their Chosen One? Good for the goose.....

If this is such a big deal (h/t Founding Bloggers):



The why wasn't this: In front of a 6th grade class!!!!!



For surely if this indicates a new level of moronic: Note no teleprompters



Then what in God's name are we supposed to think of this (the bow to Tampa Mayor):

http://www.weaselzippers.net/.a/6a00e008c6b4e588340128773a7c9d970c-pi

Or this, to the Japanese emperor, (noting superiority):

But it's not as if this is something not seen before:



Which ties in internationally with this:



Back to the United States (all 57 of them):



And then to wrap things up with a montage of Barack Obama, the Harvard genius, the Saviour:



Here are a few more just for the fun of it. There are soooooooooo many to choose from. :)


And here's the famous bow to the Saudi KIng





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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/10/2010 10:48:07 AM
Hi All,

I got this one in the mail today and it was to cute not to share.

Shalom,

Peter

The body builder takes off his shirt
and the blonde says,
"What a Great chest you have!'

He tells her,
'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'


He takes off his pants and the blonde says,'

"What massive calves you have!'


The body builder tells her,
'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'


He then removes his underwear and
the blonde goes running out of the
apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes
back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why
she ran out of the apartment like that.


The blonde replies,
'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite
after I saw how short the fuse was!'




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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/10/2010 11:07:33 AM
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
2/10/2010 12:36:54 PM


No Peter, he is not bowing, he never bows, Finally the secret is out! he is bending down to read the name of the person that is written on the shoes of those he greets. The CIA thought of this ingeniously discreet method since the Bush days.
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/10/2010 2:08:09 PM
Hi All,

Robert, bad theory since the first and only president to every bow to anybody's been B Hussein. Now as much as he likes to blame Bush for everything this one's his own personal property.

Here's a cute joke for all y'all.

Shalom,

Peter

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with
heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work..

Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,


JESUS SAVES

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