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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
2/4/2010 6:03:18 PM
Hello Peter,

Pravda is actually proving to a great and fun resource and this is a surprising happening. Wonder if the owner of sheep is red faced at this point?

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Hi All,

OK,the following picture is a continuation of the Father Joseph jokeEXCEPT this isn't a joke as you'll see from the article below thepicture.

Quite disgustingly interesting. :)

Shalom,

Peter





Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey

By Pravda.Ru writer Dmitry Sudakov

A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf’s snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.

“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,” the 29-year-old veterinary said.

The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.

Veterinaries said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper nutrition since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

In Zimbabwe, a goat gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.

Ekaterina Bogdanova
Komsomolskaya Pravda

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
2/5/2010 10:17:01 AM
Hi All,

This joke was nominated for the best joke of 2009. I've definitely heard better ones but it is sorta cute.

Shalom,

Peter


The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning when I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some ass hole using my stuff."

She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another ass hole?"
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
2/5/2010 8:42:31 PM
Hi All,

Now this one deserves to be nominated for the best joke award for 2010.

Shalom,

Peter

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"
"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office,and about once a year they send us a complete dick."

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
2/5/2010 11:41:14 PM

This is Hilarious !

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
2/6/2010 10:18:08 PM
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This is Hilarious !

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Hi Helen,

I've seen the first one before but the second one is new for me. The guy is really funny and really hits the nail on the head.

Thanks for sharing with us.

Shalom,

Peter
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