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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/11/2010 2:11:23 PM
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I saw this on the news this morning and had to see it for myself and yes it is true! I could not believe it! I actually thought that once one reaches this level, spelling should have been mastered. At least for the team you play for! This is NO Joke! Look at the picture and you decide. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/10/john-wall-typo-slam-magaz_n_457679.html?&just_reloaded=1

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Yep, that's pretty embarrassing. Home schooling is the name of the game. :)

Shalom,

Peter

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/11/2010 2:45:27 PM
At least grant him that he numerated 11 right!
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/11/2010 3:59:03 PM
Hello All,

Here's a must see video. Just give you a taste of what's in store for you under this administration.

Not a joke but wanted you all to see the future in the works. You can watch the video here.

Shalom,

Peter

http://patriotupdate.com/stories/read/2724/Parody-Video-Thank-God-its-not-this-hard-to-order-pizza-yet
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/12/2010 1:02:17 AM
This is not a joke, but it's kind of nice for Valentine's weekend!

Have a great weekend!
Robert.


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CRABBY OLD MAN


When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North
Platte, Nebraska , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.

Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found
this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were
made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy
to Missouri .

The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas
edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health.
A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent,
poem.

And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the
author of this 'anonymous' poem winging across the Internet.


Crabby Old Man

What do you see nurses? . . . .. . What do you see?
What are you thinking . . . . . when you're looking at me?
A crabby old man . . . . . not very wise,
Uncertain of habit . . . . . with faraway eyes?

Who dribbles his food . . . . . and makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice . . . . . 'I do wish you'd try!'
Who seems not to notice . . . . . the things that you do.
And forever is losing . . . . . A sock or shoe?

Who, resisting or not . .. . . . lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding . . . . . The long day to fill?
Is that what you're thinking? . . . . . Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse . . . . . you're not looking at me.

I'll tell you who I am.. . . . . . As I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding, . . . . . as I eat at your will.
I'm a small child of Ten . . . . . with a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters . . . . . who love one another.

A young boy of Sixteen . . . . with wings on his feet.
Dreaming that soon now . . . . . a lover he'll meet.
A groom soon at Twenty . . . . . my heart gives a leap.
Remembering, the vows . . . . . that I promised to keep.

At Twenty-Five, now . . . . . I have young of my own.
Who need me to guide . . . . . And a secure happy home.
A man of Thirty . . . . . My young now grown fast,
Bound to each other . . . . . With ties that should last.

At Forty, my young sons . . . . . have grown and are gone,
But my woman's beside me . . . . . to see I don't mourn.
At Fifty, once more, babies play 'round my knee,
Again, we know children . . . . . My loved one and me.

Dark days are upon me . . . . . my wife is now dead.
I look at the future . . . . .. shudder with dread.
For my young are all rearing . . . . . young of their own.
And I think of the years . . . . . and the love that I've known.

I'm now an old man . . . . . and nature is cruel.
Tis jest to make old age . .. . . . look like a fool.
The body, it crumbles . . . . . grace and vigor, depart.
There is now a stone . . . . where I once had a heart.

But inside this old carcass . . . . . a young guy still dwells,
And now and again . . . . . my battered heart swells.
I remember the joys . . . . . I remember the pain.
And I'm loving and living . . . . . life over again.

I think of the years, all too few . . . . . gone too fast.
And accept the stark fact . . . . that nothing can last.
So open your eyes, people . . . . . open and see.
Not a crabby old man . . . Look closer . . . see ME!!


Remember this poem when you next meet

an older person who you might brush aside

without looking at the young soul within.

We will all, one day, be there, too!

The best and most beautiful things of

this world can't be seen or touched.

They must be felt by the heart. ....


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/12/2010 6:18:58 AM

Hi All,

That was a great one Robert. It reminds me of the old saying "you can't tell a book by it's cover".

Here's one that shows how important mutual love and understanding are in any relationship especially in marriage.

Shalom,

Peter


Loving Wife


A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair..
While tying the
homeowner's wife to the bed
the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up & goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,
don't resist, don't complain....do what ever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute,
and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom...
Be strong honey. I love you too.'


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