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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
2/3/2010 1:45:33 PM
I have seen this a couple of times in emails. I wonder has anyone allowed this to countdown all the way?

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How to give yourselfmore room on an airline even in cattle class.

1) Calmly take out your portable from your hand luggage,


2) Switch it on,


3) Make sure the goofy beside you is watching,


4) Click your favorite web browser. (Firefox ain’t bad!)


5) Close your eyes and raise your face to the ceiling for 10 seconds, and whisper slently whatever,


6) Breath deeply and click on the following link

My space generator!

7) You will now have, for a while, the whole plane to yourself!

May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you,



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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
2/3/2010 3:14:31 PM
Hi All,

This one was to cute not to post.

Shalom,

Peter

FATHER JOSEPH








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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
2/4/2010 7:14:30 AM

The Dentist

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.

They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.


A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.


He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.
The girl has been watching him and says:


"You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says:
"Yes .... How did you figure that out?"
"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love.
After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:
"Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"
The girl replies:.....


"I Didn't feel a thing."

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
2/4/2010 3:54:51 PM
Hello Friends,

I found this to be interesting and with an amusing aspect not that I'm for anyone being killed but after you read the article and the comments before and after you'll see what I mean.

I would actually call this "State Of The Nation".

Shalom,

Peter

Tragedy strikes again.

Another heartbreak for New Orleans !

It seems like every couple of days New Orleans loses one of its treasured entrepreneurs. These people are the hope for the city and we must call a halt to this unfortunate trend if we ever expect to see a vibrant city again..





Entrepreneur?????

It took me a couple of minutes to get it, but imagine, NINE welfare recipients collecting $1500 each.....that equals $13,500 a month !!! Now add food stamps, free medical, free school lunches, on and on and on.. Now that, to me, is a real Entrepreneur.

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
2/4/2010 5:53:37 PM
Hi All,

OK,the following picture is a continuation of the Father Joseph jokeEXCEPT this isn't a joke as you'll see from the article below thepicture.

Quite disgustingly interesting. :)

Shalom,

Peter





Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey

By Pravda.Ru writer Dmitry Sudakov

A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf’s snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.

“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,” the 29-year-old veterinary said.

The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.

Veterinaries said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper nutrition since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

In Zimbabwe, a goat gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.

Ekaterina Bogdanova
Komsomolskaya Pravda

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