Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Bumper sticker of the year: AWARD!
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'

Just plain silly :

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Just being a Supreme one, I have had to think deeply and to add some really Supreme Tips to Ponder :

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If a black box in a plane is indestructible, why can't they make the whole plane out of it?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell ?

Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet ?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down?

Waiting for Peter, to explain SHUT DOWN , I will now gladly SHUT UP :) .

Meshuganeh Supremely Hug,

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1. Why do you have a hot-water heater when you dont need to 
heat hot water?

2. Why is a pear called a pear when there is only one? 
- This is a special dedication to SARAH PRITCHARD :-)

3. If buttered toast always lands butter-side down, and a cat 
always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece 
of buttered toast on the back of a cat?

4.  Do boxer shorts box?

5. Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?

6. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some

people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Now, I'm sure you have what to think about for tonight! ... so I can go to sleep!

HUGS,

Anamaria