Leonard,
Thank you for inviting me to your Forum !!!
I love to laugh, I save every joke sent to me so I can read them over and over again.
I think humor keeps us healthier, which is something we all need. So we can be healthy smiling people :)
A joke to share..enjoy...
This should put a smile on your face.....
While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e.,
10 mph over the limit,)I
passed under a bridge only to find a policeman with
a radar gun on the other
side laying in wait.
He pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with
that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your
hurry?".
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The policeman stammered, "A what?
A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger,
then I work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then with my
whole hand in I work side
to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
slowly but surely stretch,
until it's about 6 foot wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot
asshole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar
gun and park him
behind a bridge....."
Traffic Ticket: $95.00
Court Costs: $45.00
The look on his face: Priceless.
Best wishes,
Have a great weekend!!
Tammy
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