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John Leal

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How Women Rate A Man !?!
11/28/2008 5:14:38 PM

Men, in an attempt to understand women you must study how their merit/demerit point system operates. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. I'm sorry, that's the way she plays the game. Here's a guide to the points system:

Simple duties:

you make the bed                                                         +1
you make the bed but forget the decorative pillows     0
you throw the bedspread over rumpled sheet             -1
you leave the toilet seat up                                          -5
you replace the toilet paper                                           0
you go out to buy her tampons                                    +5
in the snow                                                                    +8
but return with beer                                                      -5
and no tampons                                                           -25
you check out a suspicious noise at night                     0
you pummel it with a six iron                                     +10
it's her dog                                                                  -40

At the party:

you stay with her the entire time                                   0
you leave her to talk with a drinking buddy                 -2
named Stephanie                                                         -10
Stephanie is a dancer                                                  -25
with breast implants                                                  -150

Your physique:

you develop a pot-belly                                               -15
you exercise to get rid of it                                         +10
you try and hide it with a Hawaiian shirt                     -40
you say, "it doesn't matter, you have one too"         -800

The big question:

she asks, "does this dress make me look fat?"
you hesitate in responding                                          -10
you reply, "where?"                                                     -35
you reply, "I think it's your bottom"                         -100
any other response                                                      -20

It's that time of the month:

you talk                                                                       -100
you don't talk                                                              -150
you spend time with her                                             -200
you don't spend time with her                                    -500
you are seen to be enjoying yourself -          
you lose, bigtime!

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Amanda Martin-Shaver

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Re: How Women Rate A Man !?!
11/28/2008 5:25:13 PM
Hi John,

Seems to be about right - You have a list so what's your problem?  *grin*

Thanks for the smiles.


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Re: How Women Rate A Man !?!
11/28/2008 5:39:05 PM
Hi John,



THE PERFECT BLOKE

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Cheers, Gerri
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Re: How Women Rate A Man !?!
11/28/2008 5:41:36 PM
Just to rub salt into the wounds.......

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Re: How Women Rate A Man !?!
11/28/2008 7:03:51 PM

Hello John,

Very sad picture your point system is showing.

According to this merit/demerit point system the max # of + points the poor man could ever get is +34 and for merely pummeling her dog by mistake you get -40 and from then on the demerits escalate by leaps and bounds.

This is what you call a lose, lose, LOSER situation. You're in the dog house 99.99999999999% of the time.

And to top it off Amanda says "that sounds about right" sooooooooo "grin". Our meshugeneh friend Gerri is adding salt to the wounds/grin.

As I said lose, lose, LOSER situation.

Shalom & meet you in the dog house,

Peter

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