Hello Joe and Everyone here...

Great to see you all making such good use of this forum and in lifting up the spirits of our ALP community.

Team TGAMM

The Flying Rhino's Body Guard

We went to the movie the other night.

I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do, because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a baby boomer from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.

"Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me."

By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier"?

"No!!" she said in a loud whisper. "The 'Turn Off Your Cell Phone, Please' message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car."

One day a duck walked up to the counter inside a convenience store.

The duck said to the clerk "Got any grapes."

"No" replied the store clerk. The duck smiled and walked out of the door.

A little while later the duck returned and asked, "Got any grapes?"

The clerk replied "No! I already told you 15 minutes ago, I don't have any grapes!" The duck smiled and once again walked out of the store.

Ten minutes later,the duck returned and asked once again "Got any grapes?"

The irate clerk yelled, "No! We didn't have any, we don't have any, and were not going to have any. If you come back in here again I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!" The duck smiled and walked out of the store.

Later during the day, the duck returned to the store and asked the clerk "Got any nails?"

The clerk said "NO!"

The duck replied, "Good! Got any grapes?"

OMG - you were RIGHT - you usually are!!

Sorry, I just can't help it!!!!!!