Hello John!

These two weeks 1/3 of my Adlander time I spend to congratulate you for all that you have wan. That perfectly describes a profile of man that you are. It`s amazing and I am sure you are satisfied.

Congratulate you once more, expecting your unique talent to share with us all stars you have touched these days!

Sincerely,

Branka

HI RINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

You say I AM  EVERYWHERE!!!  Hahahaha.... you have been beyond everywhere!  Trying to keep up with you makes me...
But it's fun trying!!!!

Thank you for being soooooooooo appreciative of our friendship.  We do have fun and lots of smiles don't we?

Speaking of smiling, let's see if this one makes you smile...

A fire started on some grassland near a farm ...

The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out. The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called. Though there was doubt that they would be of any assistance, the call was made.

The volunteer fire department arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They drove straight towards the fire and stopped in the middle of the flames. The volunteer firemen jumped off the truck and frantically started spraying water in all directions. Soon they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two easily controllable parts.

The farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire department's work and so grateful that his farm had been spared, that he presented the volunteer fire department with a check for $1,000.

A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned to do with the funds.

"That should be obvious," he responded. "The first thing we're gonna do is get the brakes fixed on that stupid fire truck."

After leaving Sydney on a drive, I decided to stop at a comfort station ...

The first stall was occupied, so I went into the second one. I was no sooner seated than I heard a voice from the next stall: "Hi, how are you doing?"

Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort stations, and I really don't know quite what possessed me, but anyway, I answered, a little embarrassed: "Not bad."

And the stranger said: "And, what are you up to?"

Talk about your dumb questions! I was really beginning to think this was too weird!

So I said: "Well, just like you I'm driving east."

Then, I heard the stranger, all upset, say, "Look, I'll call you back, there's some idiot in the next stall answering all the questions I am asking you."
 

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2001 Ferrari GTO.

It is also most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000.

He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"

The young man replies, "A 2001 Ferrari GTO, it cost half a million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money" says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young man proudly.

The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the owner.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"

Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!

"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself.

Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it looked like the old man on the moped!

"Couldn't be!" thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!"

But again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh and KablaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!!

He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Omigod! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers in a raspy breath, "Unhook...my suspenders...from your side-view mirror..."

I can't help it! hehehe

Hey TGAMM FAMILY and Joe D,

You have chosen one of the funniest fella's of Adlandpro this week ..  always making us laugh and puts a smile on everyone's face with his humour. I am so pleased to call you friend !

Blessings,

Geketa