I may have mentioned this before - so if i have - my apologies for repeating myself (spam get be infectious maybe?)
I actually ENJOY spam! OK, maybe not the endless repetitions so much, but because it proves to me that there are people out there who are even more stupid than I am - and that can be a relief!
On the other hand Spam can be - and often is hilarious IF you learn how to look at it. The sexual ones are a total hoot, with the latest ones showing something a Kentucky Derby Winner would be proud of, in the company of a rather stunned looking young lady is a classic example.
I am also totally fascinated by the ones offering a 'patch' - well for me the only patches I am aware of are those used in repairing flat tyres! Now - you're way ahead of me aren't you? Patches, pumps - good grief!
Then there are my Japanese friends(?) who send me incomprehensible gobbledygook- and not even Japanese which would be difficult enough. Dodgy computer programmes, offers of incredible shares - all valued at about 2 cents but guaranteed to 'take off' (quote) are hysterical in the extreme - especially when they refer to things like Gold and Diamond mines.
Then we have the 'crazy millionaire' who insists he is so rich he just wants to give stuff away - for a ridiculously low price of course. If he is so rich - why is he bothering? Maybe he is crazier than he thinks?
And so it goes on - but as I say SOooo soothing to know I am not the bluntest pencil in the box - and sometimes I need to know that.
Cheers,
Norm
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