Friends, friends, friends ....

How, I ask you all, is a woman suppose to reply to such a loving, romantic, sweet, docile and gentlemanly statement such as this? .... and I quote my darling ....

<<You know... you're really beginning to grow on me... just like a fungus.  lol >>

... and then he's the one searching for sympathy? ....

I mean ... do you now all see what I have to put with? .... I think .... oooooo wooooeeee is meeeee :-(

 

Sorry my dear Venerina!  :-)

 

Let me try again:

"I'm stuck on you like gum on the bottom of your shoe"

Let me know what you think... I'm new at this. lol

 

John Sanchez

 If I’m not on your friends list please invite me!

John 13:34 (Whole Chapter)
"A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.

John 13:35 (Whole Chapter)
By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another."

I have been laughing so hard, you have me in tears
Venerina.

Yes, I learned all the tricks from my Grandmother,
Mother, and 3 Aunts. I was confused most of my life
because I knew things my male friends did not.

Now that I have read your post on the laws of women
it is becoming more clear why I was confused.

Still confused, but more clearly now.

I am a poor defenseless woman UH UH Man too !
My wife Susan says that she is glad I am a man.
Sorry for the gender jokes John.


Robert

Ummmmmm ...... well John ... I'm not sure how to tell you this without breaking your heart but .....

NOPE ..... keep trying .....!!!

:-)

Can someone maybe help him out please? .... Bless him!!!! I think I prefer the fungus!!!! heheheh ... OMG ... what am I saying ????

My dear sweet venerina,

I am very glad to have met you too and grateful for our friendship. You call me interesting most call me insane ..

Oh, yes bring your sleeping bag and come on over. Leave John home to camp with Joe in the tent in the back yard. I have tons of good green  teas and wild clover honey. I  even have some fresh banana bread.

The training for mine has taken me the better part of 20 years now .. time well invested.  So you must get started early .  Be sure to invest in various lengths of leaches . You will understand this after taking my crash coarse.The crush coarse only takes a few weeks to learn the fundamentals.  maybe we should call it," how to train your pet husband in 30 days" We can decide that later.Yes, we should market it we could sell it along with," how to pick up your socks and place them in the hamper instead of in the bathroom floor", (that one got rave reviews from the ladies in my quilting group), along with a sign reading,"please rise the toilet seat and put it back down when done the water that wet's my hiny in the middle of the night is cold" these would make an awesome wedding shower gift. A must have for every new bride.

Tell John I said, " Girls just wanta have fun."

HUGS TO YOU AND AS ALWAYS

BLessings,

Geketa