My dear darling Husband
You cannot imagine how honoured I am that you should wish to team up with me in this all new husband and wife POTW team …
I am so thrilled that, after your birthday forum, and upon having received many private messages of sympathy FOR YOU, on behalf of your distraught female fan club, accusing me of treating you mean ….. I do, hereby, solemnly pledge, (under protest):
1) Never to show your dirty underwear in public ever again …your secret will be safe with me …. Until I need it!!!!
2) No matter how much Jerilyn insists, I shall not show your clean underwear in public again, either … (unless she bribes me!!!)
3) In light of this new collaboration, I promise to behave … (as much as is physically and mentally possible for my character and for as long as I can possibly endure it)… !!!
4) I promise to keep my sense of humour under wraps until it can be fully understood by the majority!!! So … well …. Ummm ….. yeah right!!!!
5) I promise not to try out Chris Wiseman’s home remedies, when he makes POTW …Although, it could be a very handy way for you to get rid of me, you’re not THAT lucky !!!! ….
6) I promise to try and be more dutiful and finally make time to visit Robert Talmadge’s Holistic Health Forum…
7) I’m sorry but you have to allow me one misdemeanour …. This has to be done!!! I’m sorry but you cannot deny me this one thing ….I pledge to return the wedgy to Nick Sym, when he makes POTW!!!! …. He’s not getting away with that one!!!!
8) Any divorce, or partnership separation request, hereon after, as a consequence of ….. or in direct retaliation to my pledge, will have to be filed in triplicate copy, signed sealed and delivered within 24 hours of posting ….
However, please note that this decision is not a democracy anymore, since I have been taking marital council from a few more “experienced ladies” in our community, therefore …. even though you may file such papers … they will be completely ignored and automatically entered in the appropriate folders of the PC, under the title: “You’re stuck with me pal!!!” …and .... “Tough! You made this decision, now put up with it!!” …
Welcome to your new “reality” hubby ….
Thank you for having me here
Now, which is my desk? Hehehehehehehehehe