Mr Chris Wiseman ....
I have only two words to say to you ........actually three!!!
UNDER WATER BIRTH heheheheheheheheheheheh
WAY TOO FUNNY!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
I still haven't fully recovered from that one and I have passed it on!!!! hehehe
Ok, my dear friend I have one for you that Ken sent me ...
Once, a lady had placed an ad in the newspaper asking for men to interview to possibly be 'donors' for her to have a child.
Several men had answered the ad to 'service' this lady and
she told them all she'll call them when she makes a decision.
Well, the doorbell rings, as before, and she goes to the door,
opens it and there is no one there.
She closes the door.
The doorbell rings again.
She opens it again and there is no one there.
She closes the door.
The doorbell rings again.
She opens it and before she can close it this time
she hears a voice.
She looks down and there is this guy with no arms and no legs.
She asked "What may a do for you?"
He replied "I'm answering the ad you placed in the paper, lady".
She laughed for a second and said,
"What makes you think you can do anything for me? You have no arms or legs."
He answered, "Precisely! How do you think I rang the doorbell??
I hope you're laughing as much as I did ....
Big huggers to you ... and thank you for being my friend ...
Venerina
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