Hi Gary,
This is one of my pet peeves, too!
I could write a long list of really stupid lawsuits where the knucklehead victim won, but one that really stands out is the one where the "victim" was a burglar.
Apparently, the owners of the house were on holidays when the burglar got into their garage. Once inside, he realized that there was no way for him to get into the house through the garage, so he went to leave, only to discover that the door he entered through did not offer him the luxury of exiting, and the garage door offered no way out either, as the owners had a fairly sophisticated security system (I don't know how he actually made his entry in the first place.)
Anyway, since he was trapped in the garage, the thief spent the next two weeks eating dog food and washing it down with softdrinks that were stored in the garage. When the owners arrived home, he was, of course, arrested.
The long and short of it is, the man then sued the owners of the house for unlawful confinement and received a very nice sum of money for his efforts.
Go figure! Grrrrrrrrr..... :-(
OK - why don't sharks eat lawyers?
Professional courtesy...
God bless,
Dave
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