Hi Linda,
WARNING Rant follows:
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"What do you mean by jump through hoops?
Examples?"
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Darn! I had a perfect example of this just a few days ago but I purged all the emails and now I haven't got the links.
You would have loved this - NOT!
What I mean by "jumping through hoops" is that you are treated like one of those little performing show dogs.
"Nice doggie. Jump through one more hoop and you can have your doggie bikkie. Good boy. Now one more hoop."
OK. Explanation...
I got this email from one of the usual suspects. From memory I think it was Yishtek Goldberger (fiddle with that and you'll know who I mean).
He was promising an ebook full of web marketing "secrets" worth $97 FREE! Well I take free to mean free. Not so with Yishtek it would seem.
After I read an amazingly long email, that promised to change my weblife forever I was directed to a website. Incidentally the email was sprinkled with not $97, not $67, not $47, not $19.95 on the way through. Eventually it ended with me being offered this so-called $97 report for zilch. (Key words : so-called. Remember that.)
So, I thought OK, I'll go along. Well, go along I did.
First up I had to confirm my name and email address. Don't know why because Yishtek already had all that even though I had previously unsubscribed from him several times before. But I did it. That prompted another email where I was directed to the actual website where I thought I could download the FREE (remember?) e-book full of all the amazing secrets.
The website was one of those that Linda describes with a miniature load bar at the right hand side. That ticked me off because I knew that I would have to skim through what was the equivalent of about twenty pages of BS. Most of it appeared to be an expansion of the long-winded email.
You guessed it...
There were bullets, cross-outs, yellow highlighter, ticks in boxes, blah, blah - all the marketing crap that these bozos find so wonderful.
Anyway, it was so long and so full of BS testiclemonials that I only read a few little bits and skimmed the rest. Pure twaddle.
Now remember, this was supposed to be free. So I skim to the bottom of an extraordinarily long page - a bit like a toilet roll (and about as interesting) - and I get to the PPPPPS. I skim all the way back through PPPPS, PPPS, PPS and PS to this guy's boofy looking signature and what do I find?
The so-called FREE e-book was free for 14 days (or whatever - I forget the details). After that they wanted to charge my credit card with some amount. I forget that too.
Out of interest just to see how scamful and deceitful all this was I followed the link to the credit card entry page. After that I just clicked away disgusted.
This was so FALSE. It made me just harden my stance even more against this guy.
I'm just waiting to receive his next piece of TRASH coz when I do I'm gonna UNSUBSCRIBE with a message.
You see I think that basically, this guy (along with about twenty or more "associates") is a schemer and a scammer. He offers something them via massive numbers of pages of HYPE he turns it all around to something else (to his advantage).
I'm sick of his braggart "bazillion dollar lifestyle," his yacht trips, his holidays at tropical resort islands, his jet-setting, his "brilliant-mind" marketeer associates, his new baby and everything else about him.
That's what I mean about hoops. Basically it falls under the category of blatant dishonesty.
Rant over!
Gary
PS: I'm not happy with this guy (just in case you missed it).
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