THOMAS MANN
Dear mermaids, it was bound to happen. Beloved fauns and honorable angels, evolution has emphatically cast you out. Not that it lacks imagination, but you with your Devonian tail fins and alluvial breasts, your fingered hands and cloven feet, your arms alongside, not instead of, wings, your, heaven help us, diphyletic skeletons, your ill-timed tails, horns sprouted out of spite, illegitimate beaks, this morphogenetic potpourri, those finned or furry frills and furbelows, the couplets pairing human/heron with such cunning that their offspring knows all, is immortal, and can fly, you must admit that it would be a nasty joke, excessive, everlasting, and no end of bother, one that mother nature wouldn't like and won't allow. And after all she does permit a fish to fly, deft and defiant. Fach such ascent consoles our rule-bound world, reprieves it from necessity's confines more than enough for the world to be a world. And after all she does permit us baroque gems like this: a platypus that feeds its chicks on milk. She might have said no - and which of us would know that we'd been robbed? But the best is that she somehow missed the moment when a mammal turned up with its hand miraculously feathered by a fountain pen.
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