Thanks Mary Evelyn,

No, I don't remember that one. However, even if I had heard it, it was too cute not to hear once more, at least. You just can't really go wrong with a few good "Blonde" jokes, like these Classics...

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.

Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.

Have A Happy New Year My Friend,

Phil

LOL! LOL! Phil those were hilarious!! And I had not heard most of them either. And I love the cartoon! :) Thanks for the giggles on this New Year's eve and again I wish you a very Happy New Year.

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end.

At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley and back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.

As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"

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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.

The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."

"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.

I wish LOVE, HAPPINESS, HEALTH and PROSPERITY to EACH and EVERYONE!!!

Thanks, Gaby & Friends!

This year was DA BOMB! :)