Happy Tuesday Phil, I found this one in my cache and thought I would share it with you.
Don't step on the Ducks !!
Three women die together in an auto accident
and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,
"We only have one rule here in heaven: don't
step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there
are ducks all over the place. It is almost
impossible not to step on a duck, and although
they try their best to avoid them, the first
woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she
ever saw.
St Peter chains them together and says, "Your
punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend
eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps
accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter,
who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another
extremely ugly man. He chains them together
with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not
wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly
man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on
any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her
with the most handsome man she has ever laid
eyes on . very tall, long eyelashes, muscular,
and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying
a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to
deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I
stepped on a duck!"