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Phillip Black

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RE: Go Ahead! Laugh! You Know You Want To!.
1/1/2011 4:37:15 AM

Hi Ladies,

It's great to see you all here! Thanks so much for helping to make this past year a Happy One! Looking forward to more fun in 2011!

Have A Wonderful New Year,

Phil

“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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RE: Go Ahead! Laugh! You Know You Want To!.
1/1/2011 7:04:47 AM
Hi Evelyn, Gaby, Kathleen & Phil,
Once again I'd like to wish all y'all a Happy and Prosperous New Year.
Here's one I think you'll enjoy.
Shalom,
Peter


A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse
and knocked.
When a woman came to the door, he asked
her how many children she had and their ages.
She said, 'Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy,
they're thirty-two. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're
twenty-six. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're
twenty-four .'

'Hold on!' said the census taker, 'Did you get twins
EVERY time?'
The woman answered,
'Heck no, there was hundreds
of times we didn't get nothin.'
Peter Fogel
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Phillip Black

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RE: Go Ahead! Laugh! You Know You Want To!.
1/2/2011 11:09:44 PM

Hi Peter,

Glad you stopped by, my Friend. Loved the Census Taker joke. Reminded me of another one that I've always liked...

Census taker: How many children do you have?

Woman: Four.

Census taker: May I have their names, please?

Woman: Eenie, Meenie, Minie and George.

Census taker: Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child George?

Woman: Because we didn't want any Mo.

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Wishing You A Bright & Prosperous New Year,

Phil

“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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RE: Go Ahead! Laugh! You Know You Want To!.
1/4/2011 1:25:07 AM
Donation

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor
of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It
happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as
the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the
distinctive pink envelope in the plate.

This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity,
approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000
a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I
give some of it to the church."
The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady said, "$10,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do
for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he
practice?"

The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las
Vegas and one in Reno."

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RE: Go Ahead! Laugh! You Know You Want To!.
1/4/2011 1:26:58 AM
I want to show you why hubby won't be baking cookies in my kitchen........



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