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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
5/12/2010 2:27:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfbzlEr1jnA&NR=1 video of kittens
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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
5/13/2010 7:45:51 PM
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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
5/14/2010 6:57:19 PM
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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
5/14/2010 11:15:17 PM
From My Friend from school Gary Morehouse. He is a minister.
WET
PANTS



Come with me
to a third grade classroom..... There is a
nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of
a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and
the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his
heart is going to stop because he cannot
possibly imagine how this has happened. It's
never happened before, and he knows that when
the boys find out he will never hear the end of
it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak
to him again as long as he
lives.






The boy
believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his
head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this
is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes
from now I'm dead
meat.'






He looks up
from his prayer and here comes the teacher with
a look in her eyes that says he has been
discovered.






As the
teacher is walking toward him, a class mate
named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is
filled with water. Susie trips in front of the
teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water
in the boy's
lap.






The boy
pretends to be angry, but all the while is
saying to himself, 'Thank you, Lord! Thank you,
Lord!'






Now all of a
sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule,
the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher
rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts
to put on while his pants dry out. All the other
children are on their hands and knees cleaning
up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful.
But as life would have it, the ridicule that
should have been his has been transferred to
someone else -
Susie.






She tries to
help, but they tell her to get out. You've done
enough, you
klutz!'






Finally, at
the end of the day, as they are waiting for the
bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers,
'You did that on purpose, didn't you?' Susie
whispers back, 'I wet my pants once
too.'






May God help
us see the opportunities that are always around
us to do
good..
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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
5/15/2010 7:34:33 AM
Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, "That's the first time I've ever seen carp-to-carp walleting."
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