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Alain Deguire

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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
4/26/2010 8:39:57 PM
Hello Dear Karen!

CONGRATULATIONS on Your 3rd Place in the BFA... a Good Start for a very young forum My Friend... Keep Up The Good Work... the 1st Place will come ;-)



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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
4/26/2010 11:47:31 PM
Hi Alain
Thank You, I new myrna was going to win.She had a very nice forum. stephan and I vote 25 a each for her.Well who knows if I will try again, I have only been like you said on my forum for a short time.and it looked nothing like myrna.
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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
4/27/2010 12:25:30 AM
Hi Karen,

Congratulations on your BFA win. It is good to see you there. How nice it is when others think your forum is great. Makes you feel good.




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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
4/27/2010 3:11:17 AM
Myrna

You have the Best Forum, Beautiful Indian pictures of Indians, I think I am going to try and Paint some of them.and lots of good reading about the Indians. GOOD GOING!
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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
4/27/2010 7:47:57 PM
From Art
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @
Wal-Mart
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