Hey guys, I am truly enjoying all these jokes. Here's one I got today.

Natural Born Citizens
Sleepless in Seattle

Clueless in Pullman College

In a Pullman Washington college classroom,

they were discussing the Qualifications to be

President of the United States. It was pretty

simple - the candidate must be a natural born

citizen of at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately

started in on how unfair was the Requirement

to be a natural born citizen. In short, her

opinion was that this Requirement prevented

many capable individuals from becoming

president.

The Class was taking it in and letting her rant,

but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she

wrapped up her argument by stating, 'What

makes a natural born citizen Any more qualified

to lead this country than one born by C-section?'

These are the 18 year olds that just voted for

the President of the United States.

Touch’e

Try to tell a liberal they made the wrong choice

and see what happens.

:)

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Hi All,

I just might be taking a chance with one. But we are all adults so here goes. :)

Shalom,

Peter

Why Sentence Structure Is So Important...

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people: Mary or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both decent workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said, "Mary, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like sh*t this morning."

ROFLMAO

Hello Peter

I just looked at the email I sent about Tiger and the picture came out fine. It must be my magic touch. I hope you all will take another look. It's hilarious!

I was wondering why noone commented on it.

Helen

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Hi All,

Thanks Jim, Evelyn and Helen for your contributions. But Helen your Tiger picture didn't show up and the little box was missing too. :(

Shalom,

Peter

Sometimes, when a picture doesn't turn out, click in the middle of where the picture is supposed to be and wait. Sometime, but not always, the picture appears. It seems you need to give it time to do whatever it is doing.

If the picture still doesn't turn out, send me your email address at my private email address, zhebee@yahoo.com and I will forward it from the email I received ...that usually works. The operative word here is 'usually'.

Helen