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Hi All,
Just got this from a friend and really enjoyed it so I decided to share it with you all.
Shalom,
Peter
Confucius Says
Confucius Says: It is ok to let a fool kiss you
But don't let a kiss fool you
Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs...
For downstairs merchandise
Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover
Than love a loser
Confucius Say: A drunken man's words
Are a sober man's thoughts.
Confucius Say: Sex is like a bank account.
You put it in,
You take it out,
And you lose interest.
Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland ...
A one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Confucius Say: It is much better to want the mate you do not have
Than to have the mate you do not want.
Confucius Say: A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don't get it..
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