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Mary Evelyn 23244 5352 Strawb...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 9/21/2013 12:41:22 AM
	For Ice Cream Lovers: Barocky Road In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: Barocky Road. Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $92.84 per scoop…so out of a hundred dollar bill you are at least promised some CHANGE..! When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you at no charge. You are left with an almost empty wallet, staring at an empty cone and wondering what just happened. Then you realize this is what “redistribution of wealth” is all about. Aren’t you just stimulated? :)

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Mary Evelyn 23244 5352 Strawb...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 9/21/2013 12:45:30 AM
	What kind of tea is that?

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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 9/21/2013 10:05:27 AM
	Hi All, Thanks for your posts. Evelyn, I had to quote this one cos it really got a serious chuckle outta me. Shalom, Peter Quote: What kind of tea is that?
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 9/21/2013 10:07:47 AM
	Hi All, Here's a cute one that's not new but sure does relate to the liberal/progressive and atheistic views about religion. From the mouth of babes. Shalom, Peter An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know ****?" And then she went back to reading her book.
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 9/21/2013 1:29:24 PM
	Hi All, Just got this from a friend and really enjoyed it so I decided to share it with you all. Shalom, Peter Confucius Says Confucius Says: It is ok to let a fool kiss you But don't let a kiss fool you Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs... For downstairs merchandise Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover Than love a loser Confucius Say: A drunken man's words Are a sober man's thoughts. Confucius Say: Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, You take it out, And you lose interest. Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland ... A one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride. Confucius Say: It is much better to want the mate you do not have Than to have the mate you do not want. Confucius Say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it..
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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