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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
11/26/2012 2:44:03 AM

Loved your River Dance video Robert. :)

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Due to the sad outcome of the Euro plight, The governing autocrats are coming up with great ideas for better integration.

It's a known fact that when pressure is tough, new roads are discovered?



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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
11/26/2012 2:45:10 AM

How true. LOL!!!! :)

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
11/26/2012 3:22:41 AM

LOL!!! :)

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
11/27/2012 2:41:59 PM
An Internet marketer's rant, lol
What do those gurus mean by giving MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.

Its the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
11/27/2012 5:09:27 PM
Hey Robert,

What a sight. 4 more years of that could possibly be the best diet on the market. Can't imagine anyone wanting to eat after seeing that.

Shalom,

Peter

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