This one is from my friend Bj. :)

No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.

His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.

Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

His answer was received with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes and it entitled him to receive an invitation to dine with the Queen, who decided to call him after the contest. He won a trip to travel around the world in style and a case of 25 year old Eldorado rum for his answer.

Hi Robert,

Hilarious and I loved the second graphic too.

Shalom,

Peter

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Hi Evelyn,

Great one and the reply was brilliant. Not sure dinner with the Queen was such a great prize but the around the world trip must have been fun.

Shalom,

Peter

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This one is from my friend Bj. :)

No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.

His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.

Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

His answer was received with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes and it entitled him to receive an invitation to dine with the Queen, who decided to call him after the contest. He won a trip to travel around the world in style and a case of 25 year old Eldorado rum for his answer.

Hello Friends,

Here's the second edition of NewsBusted for the week.

Shalom,

Peter

TOPICS:

--MSNBC's Chuck Todd
--Immigration Reform
--Latino Voters
--Illegal Immigrants
--Condoms in Porn
--Farmville
--Gas Prices
--Spike Lee
--James Brown Movie

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtUOMi-AH5E&feature=em-uploademail