If you don't have enough room to stretch your feet and the fat idiot beside is constantly making dirty sounds and the flight is long, too long. One solution. Pick up gently your laptop, Look around suspiciously, Open it up and go to your favorite browser, stretch your fingers gently, and click on this saved link, And watch your fat neighbours jump out of the window at 40,000 feet How to stretch-out in an overbooked plane
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