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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
1/2/2010 4:47:23 PM
Hey Evelyn,

You gotta love those southerners don't you?

Here's a cute one for you.

Shalom,

Peter

Nude Runner*
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!'

'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!'

'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of t hem.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?'' one asked.
'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'
Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?'
'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'
"Nope...just when it's raining."
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
1/2/2010 4:49:53 PM
The Dept Of Defense briefed the
president this morning;
They told the President that 2
Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq ..
To everyone's surprise, all the
color drained from Obama's face.

Then he collapsed onto his desk,
head in his hands, visibly shaken,
almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked,
'Just how many is a brazilian?'
This is especially funny since he obviously
has no understanding of billion or trillion either.
:):)
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
1/2/2010 5:18:06 PM

A brazilian is what female centipedes wear in Texas! Huh?

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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
1/2/2010 5:23:51 PM

Hillary's Dream
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
1/2/2010 5:46:35 PM

Recycled Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,”New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, “New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith, came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith"

:)

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