An Arab walks into a Bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/tzitzis and traditional locks of hair.
He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.

So he shouts over to the bartender loudly enough that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there".
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the Arab.
He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy.
He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The Arab asks the bartender, "What's the hell is the matter with that Jew?
I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and the entire silly bugger does is smile and thank me.
Is he nuts?"

"Nope," replies the bartender.
"He owns the place."

Hi Robert & All,

You know the old saying "he who laughs last laughs best" sure applies with the stupid arab. Oooops, I guess the guy also forgot he's not allowed to drink alcohol. Another chuckle for the Jewish owner. :)

Shalom,

Peter

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An Arab walks into a Bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/tzitzis and traditional locks of hair.
He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.

So he shouts over to the bartender loudly enough that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there".
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the Arab.
He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy.
He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The Arab asks the bartender, "What's the hell is the matter with that Jew?
I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and the entire silly bugger does is smile and thank me.
Is he nuts?"

"Nope," replies the bartender.
"He owns the place."

Hey Mark,

Thanks for the great jokes. This one is hilarious.

Shalom,

Peter

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Good Morning All You Very Funny People.

Ok corrected, Funny Peoples Stories........

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come

up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip

her skirt a little more.
For the second time, she attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the

would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you,

but after you unzipped my fly three times,

I kinda figured we was friends."

Hi All,

I didn't post the two editions of NewsBusted for last week so here they are. Jodi has a replacement this week, not as good as Jodi but still news you only hear here.

Shalom,

Peter

Topics:
--President Obama
--Brian Ross and ABC News
--Nationwide Drought
--Mitt Romney
--Bain Capital
--First Lady Michelle Obama
--Voter Registration
--Facebook
--2012 Summer Olympics

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qJ4JAcMUuY&feature=player_embedded


Topics:

--Florida Voters
--Manchester United Soccer Team
--Chevy Volt
--President Obama
--Voter Registration on Facebook
--TSA
--Illegal Alien Flight School
--Joran Van Der Sloot
--Obesity
--Smoking

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xr-InAiRpk&feature=player_embedded