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Mary Evelyn 23244 5352 Strawb...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 7/20/2012 5:22:30 PM
	A guy I used to work with posted this on FB this morning and I thought it was hilarious. Hope everyone has a great weekend. :)

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Mary Evelyn 23244 5352 Strawb...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 7/21/2012 12:53:16 AM
	Isn't this hilarious although you can bet that if there's anyone in the "men's" room they certainly won't think so. :)

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Mr. 2205 840 Kalamazoo	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 7/25/2012 9:47:41 AM
	Good Morning All You Very Funny People. Ok corrected, Funny Peoples Stories........ In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time, she attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

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Mr. 2205 840 Kalamazoo	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 7/25/2012 9:51:42 AM
	How Was I Born Daddy, how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You Got Male!

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Mr. 2205 840 Kalamazoo	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 7/25/2012 11:51:26 AM
	TOMB STONES FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

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