DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
The wife came home early, and found her
Husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a
disrespectful pig' she cried. 'How dare you
do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of
Your children! I 'm leaving you .. I want a
Divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a
Minute love, so at least I can tell you
What happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,'
but they'll be the last words you'll ever say
to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young
Lady here, asked me for a lift. She looked so
Down and out and defenseless, that I took
Pity on her and let her into the car..
I noticed that she was very thin, not well
Dressed and very dirty. She told me that she
hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home
And warmed up the enchiladas I made for you
Last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor
Thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested
A shower, and while she was doing that, I
Noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
Holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her
The designer jeans that you have had for a
few years, but don't wear because you say
they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was
Your anniversary present, which you don't
Wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you
For Christmas, that you don't wear just to
Annoy her, and I also donated those boots
You bought at the expensive boutique, and
Don't wear because someone at work has
A pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued -
'She was so grateful for my understanding
And help that as I walked her to the door,
She turned to me with tears in her eyes
And said,
"Please ...Do you have anything else that
Your wife doesn't use?"
Man Plans.......God Laughs!