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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/18/2012 6:42:38 AM
Hi All,

The below story is interesting to say the least and as tragic as the story is I found myself laughing and smiling at the end.

Shalom,

Peter

This IS a very understandable explanation.. MORE of those who want it ALL FREE need to put this into practice.......
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

Not fair to make judgment of this, until you see what the Fire Chief says!!!!


In South Los Angeles , a 4-plex home was destroyed by a fire.

A Mexican family of six, all welfare recipients and gang members,
Lived on the first floor, they died.

An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats,
All illegally in the country from Kenya , lived on the second floor,
And they, too, all perished in the fire.

6 LA, Hispanic, Gang Bangers, & ex-cons,
Lived on the 3rd floor and they, too, died.

A lone, white couple lived on the top floor.
The couple survived the fire.

Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious!!
They flew into LA and met with the fire chief, on camera.
They loudly demanded to know,
Why the Blacks, Black Muslims and Hispanics,
All died in the fire and why only the White couple lived?


The Fire Chief said,
"They were at work"

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/18/2012 3:16:24 PM
A Walking Economy

This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist.
He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."

The friend asks, "How so?"

"My hair line is in recession, my stomach is
a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/18/2012 7:25:32 PM
Hello Friends,

This is an unusual performance that I found very enjoyable.

We're all familiar with the melody and have probably hummed it or heard it ringing in our heads. Leroy Anderson composed "The Typewriter" in 1950.

In this performance, the Viennese Percussionist Martin Breinschmid with his version of the "Typewriter" (actually playing on a typewriter). Live at the BASF concert hall Ludwigshafen, Germany 2008, Strauß Festival Orchestra Vienna

Enjoy

Shalom,

Peter


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2LJ1i7222c&feature=player_embedded

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/18/2012 8:26:29 PM

That's a very German “ve vill not lauff even if it iz funny” Jerry Lewis had his version of the sketch, and so did Michel Lebb a French comedian some 25 years back when humour was an acceptable fact of life. Here is.






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Hello Friends,

This is an unusual performance that I found very enjoyable.

We're all familiar with the melody and have probably hummed it or heard it ringing in our heads. Leroy Anderson composed "The Typewriter" in 1950.

In this performance, the Viennese Percussionist Martin Breinschmid with his version of the "Typewriter" (actually playing on a typewriter). Live at the BASF concert hall Ludwigshafen, Germany 2008, Strauß Festival Orchestra Vienna

Enjoy

Shalom,

Peter


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2LJ1i7222c&feature=player_embedded

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/19/2012 7:17:55 AM
Hi Guys!
Here is another blond joke!.....


A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night, he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells back, "YOU stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee!!"

God Bless Everyone
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