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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/15/2012 6:43:11 AM
Hi Gaby,

Your last 2 jokes were hilarious but the USMC best joke of the year is by far the best of the two. There is actually a moral to this story that it's not so hard to make friends in the most unlikely places.

Thanks for sharing with us.

Shalom,

Peter

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Wow Peter! I love that banner, Mark did an awesome job.


I just received this one tonight, hope you enjoy it, I did.

USMC Best Joke of the Year

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A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite
side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious
state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled
to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got
what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying,
good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said
that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited
lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!.
And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck hit us.



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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/16/2012 6:45:10 AM
Hello Friends,

Yesterday I posted an article about Shai Agassi and the company he founded Better Place in my President's thread.

So far Shai Agassi with the Renault-Nissan electric cars and Better Place battery exchange stations are working in 3 countries with another 25 soon to be a part of his vision to have over a billion electric cars on the roads by 2015 and part of his Better Place family.

Shai is an Israeli and he founded the company in Israel in 2008 and just a few weeks ago he launched the 33 exchange stations spread out over the country with many more in the planning. So Israel is the fourth country that will run with the Better Place stations and Renault-Nissan electric cars.

Below is a video of how the battery exchange works. It's quite fascinating and fully automated. Takes about as long as filling a tank with gas and possibly less time.

Shalom,

Peter


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/16/2012 9:05:28 AM
Hello Friends here is a little bit to share with you.

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly parted.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."


MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, ..... but all men...
are men!

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Global Facts About Sex
At any given moment:

FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex - right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT: 1 old person is reading emails.

You hang in there, sunshine!
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/16/2012 9:57:51 AM
Hi All,

Gaby,you gave us naked crap shooters and sunshine old farts. You're on a roll. :)

This one was to funny not to share.

Shalom,

Peter


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/17/2012 10:19:58 AM
Hi All,

Here's the second episode of NewsBusted for the week. Today's edition is full of news not reported on the MSM (nothing new about that :) ). We'll learn what the idiot Chris Mathews thinks B Hussein's smile is worth, what B Hussein has in common with Charles Dickens books, What "Will I Am" thinks about B Hussein's magic and much more.

Shalom,

Peter


TOPIC LIST:
--STOCK ACT
--CHRIS MATTHEWS AND OBAMA'S SMILE
--BEACH FRISBEE AND FOOTBALL
--QADDAFI'S SON AND LIBYA
--CHARLES DICKENS
--WILL I AM
--MCDONALD'S
--SNOOKI



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