Hi All,

Here's the first edition of NewsBusted for the week. Find out why a Seattle woman married a building, when occupiers first earned a honest wage, B Hussein's fight against Catholics and what's in store for the Jews and much more.

Shalom,

Peter

Topics:

--Valentine's Day

--CPAC Event

--Occupy Disruption at CPAC

--Indiana Becomes Right to Work State

--Obama vs. Catholics

--Rick Santorum wins 3 States

--Seattle Woman Marries a Building

--Paul McCartney Gets Star on Walk of Fame

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmKvbwZ7ew4&feature=uploademail

Next time ask for time Right!

Wow Peter! I love that banner, Mark did an awesome job.


I just received this one tonight, hope you enjoy it, I did.

USMC Best Joke of the Year ---------- A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!. And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.

Hello again, this one is to cute not to share.....


What's in the box?
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food.
She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat.
A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store.
They sold her the cat food.
The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food.
Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog.
A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."
So she went home and brought in her dog.
She then was able to buy the dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.
The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.
So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out.
She said to the little old lady,
"That smells like sh*t."
The little old lady said,
"It is.
I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."

Don't mess with old people.