Hi All,
Here's one I got yesterday and thought it an apt joke since revenge or feeble attempts at revenge for imaginary 'attacks' seem to be the rage in Adland at the moment.
That said the joke is funny.
Shalom,
Peter Getting Even
One winter day we found an old straggly cat at
our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty,
smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier
and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to
call her so we named her 'Pussycat.'
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so.
He said he would let us know when we could
come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but
don't forget to wash her, she stinks.'
He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me)
that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.
The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', my
husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O' ....They
love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe'
at one another, with my husband getting in the
last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment
with his doctor, who is located in the same
building, next door to the vet.
The GP's waiting room and office was full of
people waiting to see the doctor. A side door
opened and the vet leaned in – he had obviously
seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband and in a loud
voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any
more. We washed and shaved it, and now she
smells like a rose!
Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant! God
only knows who the father is.
Then he closed the door. The silence was deafening.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even! 