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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/15/2012 2:13:25 AM

Kudos Gaby, well said.

Quote:
Hello everyone,

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

HOWEVER,
upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took

The
melody out of music,

The
pride out of appearance,

The
courtesy out of driving,

The
romance out of love,

The
commitment out of marriage,

The
responsibility out of parenthood,

The
togetherness out of the family,

The
learning out of education,

The
service out of patriotism,

The
Golden Rule from rulers,

The
nativity scene out of cities,

The
civility out of behavior,

The
refinement out of language,

The
dedication out of employment,

The
prudence out of spending,

The
ambition out of achievement or
God
out of government and school.

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who have fought and died for our country.


Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand
at attention with their hand over their hearts!

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

I'm the life of the party..... Even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps..... With a hammer.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't send it back to them, but I would send it to many more too!
Spread the laughter
Share the cheer
Let's be happy
While we're here.
And, MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA
AND MAY AMERICA BLESS GOD!!
Go Green - Recycle CONGRESS!!




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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/15/2012 1:10:38 PM
AMEN

Quote:

Kudos Gaby, well said.

Quote:
Hello everyone,

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

HOWEVER,
upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took

The
melody out of music,

The
pride out of appearance,

The
courtesy out of driving,

The
romance out of love,

The
commitment out of marriage,

The
responsibility out of parenthood,

The
togetherness out of the family,

The
learning out of education,

The
service out of patriotism,

The
Golden Rule from rulers,

The
nativity scene out of cities,

The
civility out of behavior,

The
refinement out of language,

The
dedication out of employment,

The
prudence out of spending,

The
ambition out of achievement or
God
out of government and school.

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who have fought and died for our country.


Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand
at attention with their hand over their hearts!

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

I'm the life of the party..... Even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps..... With a hammer.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't send it back to them, but I would send it to many more too!
Spread the laughter
Share the cheer
Let's be happy
While we're here.
And, MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA
AND MAY AMERICA BLESS GOD!!
Go Green - Recycle CONGRESS!!




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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/15/2012 3:52:46 PM
Hi All,

I got this today from a very good friend and thought the question asked in the graphic is a legitimate one and shows the bias we see in the MSM all the time when it comes to any religion except for Islam.

This isn't a joke but since this thread is viewed by many a good place to post it.

Shalom,

Peter



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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/15/2012 4:01:11 PM

Hi Peter, no it is certainly not a joke but it is fact, unfortunately.

Quote:
Hi All,

I got this today from a very good friend and thought the question asked in the graphic is a legitimate one and shows the bias we see in the MSM all the time when it comes to any religion except for Islam.

This isn't a joke but since this thread is viewed by many a good place to post it.

Shalom,

Peter



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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/16/2012 12:55:47 AM
Moth Man
A guy walks into a dentist's office and flops right down on the couch.

"Doc", he says, "Here's the problem. I think I'm a moth"

"Well", says the doctor, "That certainly is a problem, but why did
you come into a dentist's office?"

"The light was on."
:)
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