Hi All,
I just got this from a great friend and couldn't stop laughing. This is FUNNY!!!!! :)
Shalom,
Peter
Always wear underwear in public
If you don't laugh out loud at this one,
call the morgue and reserve a tray,
because you are dead.
Always wear underwear in public,
especially when working under your vehicle...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this
story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to
Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the
parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later
to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to
stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything
back into place.
She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the
crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself
staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in
his forehead.