Food for Thought?................ Think About it.......Think About it........ Ahhhhh Now you have it! You Woke UP!

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Food for Thought?................ Think About it.......Think About it........ Ahhhhh Now you have it! You Woke UP!

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Hi Jim
I like this so going to nab it and add it to my Facebook page. Good one.

Amanda

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Food for Thought?................ Think About it.......Think About it........ Ahhhhh Now you have it! You Woke UP!

Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now 
for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the 
congregation that Pelosi as a saint."

The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can 
use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's 
sermon." 

As Pelosi's aide promised, Pelosi appeared for the Sunday 
worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left 
side of the center aisle.

As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed 
out that Speaker Pelosi was present. 

The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While 
Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman 
is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. 
Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of 
the Church, and she tends to flip- flop on many other issues. 

Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self -absorbed hypocrite, a thumb 
sucker, and a nit-wit... Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a 
cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst 
example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. 

She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the 
American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington , and in California .
 The woman is simply not to be trusted."

The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with President 
Obama, 
 

Pelosi is a saint."

JIMBO says Amen ;-)

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Hi All,

I got this joke a few weeks ago and planned on immediately posting it but for some reason never did. As they say, better late then never.

Shalom,

Peter

ST. NANCY PELOSI

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C., an aide to
Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C.
He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the
next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly
point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that
would include calling Pelosi a saint.

The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and
there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over
certain of Pelosi's views."

Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now 
for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the 
congregation that Pelosi as a saint."

The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can 
use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's 
sermon." 

As Pelosi's aide promised, Pelosi appeared for the Sunday 
worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left 
side of the center aisle.

As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed 
out that Speaker Pelosi was present. 

The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While 
Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman 
is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. 
Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of 
the Church, and she tends to flip- flop on many other issues. 

Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self -absorbed hypocrite, a thumb 
sucker, and a nit-wit... Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a 
cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst 
example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. 

She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the 
American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington , and in California .
 The woman is simply not to be trusted."

The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with President 
Obama, 
 

Pelosi is a saint."