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Re: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
9/30/2011 3:49:04 PM
Hi All,

Here's the second edition of NewsBusted for the week. As usual you'll learn about issues the MSM will not report on and so much more.

Shalom,

Peter


Topics in today's show:

--A new McClatchy poll finds a solid plurality will definitely vote against Obama in 2012

--Recent Gallup poll shows Obama at lowest approval ever

--S&P has just downgraded Italy's credit rating

--New polling indicates that 47% of Americans think the media are too liberal

--NFL is warning teams to stop faking injuries

--Pittsburgh Macy's closing 6 out of 12 floors

--Arnold Schwarzenegger writing a memoir

--Last week Schwarzenegger addressed the UN about climate change

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8zhcOfuH0I&feature=player_embedded


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Peter Fogel

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Re: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
10/3/2011 11:20:13 AM
Hi All,

I received this joke from one of my closest friends and thought it worth while sharing. One thing for sure kids sure have great imaginations and ingenuity. :)

Shalom,

Peter



A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.
He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill repute' and
knocked on the door.

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and
asked what he wanted.

He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside.
I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in.
Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any diseases?'

Of course the Madam said 'No'.

The boy said, 'I heard all the men talking about having
to get shots after making love with Amber -
THAT'S the girl I want.'

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money
to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first
room on the right.

He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog
behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still
dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out
the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked,
'Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a
disease, instead of one of the others?'

He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get
home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat,
leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they
leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because
she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys.
She will then get the disease that I just caught.
When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the
baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in
the car and he'll catch the disease.

Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's,
he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum
will catch it.

In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman
will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and
catch the disease, and HE'S the prick who ran over
my FROG!'
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Re: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
10/3/2011 11:44:29 AM
Hi All,

Here's another one from a great friend. It's been in my inbox for a while and I overlooked it but found it today while cleaning up my inbox.

Shalom,

Peter


A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you Sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging Out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without Missing a beat, blurts out....

"Holy s*hit! My girlfriend's gone, too!!
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
10/4/2011 2:01:14 AM

Hi Peter, Jodi was great as usual. Thanks for posting it. :)Shalom

Quote:
Hi All,

Here's the second edition of NewsBusted for the week. As usual you'll learn about issues the MSM will not report on and so much more.

Shalom,

Peter


Topics in today's show:

--A new McClatchy poll finds a solid plurality will definitely vote against Obama in 2012

--Recent Gallup poll shows Obama at lowest approval ever

--S&P has just downgraded Italy's credit rating

--New polling indicates that 47% of Americans think the media are too liberal

--NFL is warning teams to stop faking injuries

--Pittsburgh Macy's closing 6 out of 12 floors

--Arnold Schwarzenegger writing a memoir

--Last week Schwarzenegger addressed the UN about climate change

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8zhcOfuH0I&feature=player_embedded


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
10/4/2011 2:02:43 AM

Bumpers

Most people hate to parallel park. The other day, I saw this woman trying to get out of a tight parking space. She'd bump the car in front, then back-up and strike the car behind her. This went on about 2 minutes.

I walked over to see if I could somehow help. My offer was declined though. She said, "Why have bumpers if you're not going to use them once in a while?"

(Good Qestion) :)

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